“What on me looks good?”
“DENIED! TAKE A HIKE, JERK!”
“Punk-fuckin’-rock!”
“Hitler! We’re comin’ for you, you Jew bastard!”
“No—Hey, that’s not… Fuck it, whatever!”
Suggested by anon… Enjoy, mysterious person!
“Our comedy is about… holding hands, and loving one another.”
Would YOU do it?
“WHO’S READY TO MAKE SOME VOMIT PUDDING?!”
“UGH! So gross!”
“Does that taste bad?”
“No! It’s dog poop!”
Too bad that slut Zach doesn’t use his Twitter.
“Fire that shit, marry that bitch.”
Also, Darren in a tux bakljkl;ewaiobklj;abkljbdfakljdfsakl
“Come get quietly pumped with me.”
“HEY, YOU CAN’T HAVE THAT, THAT’S ILLEGAL!”
“What?”
“You’re illegal!”
