“DENIED! TAKE A HIKE, JERK!”
He’s totally old enough to get into the bar. Check out how tall he is!
“Hitler! We’re comin’ for you, you Jew bastard!”
“No—Hey, that’s not… Fuck it, whatever!”
“Just lie, lie, lie until the cows come home, girlfriend.”
And now, Poseidon and the Devil eat a spaghetti dinner!
Would YOU do it?
“Some nights I wake up, thinking, ‘maybe he’s inside me. Maybe he’s turning my body against me, cell by cell, like a cancer or virus. A virus that is my—BAH!”
“Jesus!”
“I fucking got you, you fucker!”
Too bad that slut Zach doesn’t use his Twitter.
“PLAY MY FAVOURITE SONG!”
“Come get quietly pumped with me.”
“HEY, YOU CAN’T HAVE THAT, THAT’S ILLEGAL!”
“What?”
“You’re illegal!”
LET’S HAVE A GOOD SHOW
“ Me and my buddy got a time machine,
but we got to be careful if you know what I mean,
cuz’ history’s a fragile thing it seems,
and it’s easy to fuck stuff up.
Me and my buddy!”
