“There’s no food in this Garden of Eden. I’m hungry already.” 

“There’s no food in this Garden of Eden. I’m hungry already.” 

“DENIED! TAKE A HIKE, JERK!” 

“DENIED! TAKE A HIKE, JERK!” 

He’s totally old enough to get into the bar. Check out how tall he is!

He’s totally old enough to get into the bar. Check out how tall he is!

Suggested by anon… Enjoy, mysterious person! 

Suggested by anon… Enjoy, mysterious person! 

“It’s coming!” 

“It’s coming!” 

Best way to eat chicken.

Best way to eat chicken.

Best way to check if your kid is okay: chuck a rock at him/her. 

Best way to check if your kid is okay: chuck a rock at him/her. 

“WHO’S READY TO MAKE SOME VOMIT PUDDING?!”
“UGH! So gross!” 

“WHO’S READY TO MAKE SOME VOMIT PUDDING?!”

“UGH! So gross!” 

Hot legs, Zach. 

Hot legs, Zach. 

Hey, gross. 

Hey, gross

Too bad that slut Zach doesn’t use his Twitter. 

“PLAY MY FAVOURITE SONG!”

“PLAY MY FAVOURITE SONG!”

“HEY, YOU CAN’T HAVE THAT, THAT’S ILLEGAL!” 
“What?”
“You’re illegal!” 

“HEY, YOU CAN’T HAVE THAT, THAT’S ILLEGAL!” 

“What?”

“You’re illegal!”