“What on me looks good?” 

“What on me looks good?” 

“There’s no food in this Garden of Eden. I’m hungry already.” 

“There’s no food in this Garden of Eden. I’m hungry already.” 

“You’re a bitch!” 
“No, you’re a bitch!”
“YOU ARE A BITCH!” 
“You’re the biggest bitch I know!” 

“You’re a bitch!” 

“No, you’re a bitch!”

“YOU ARE A BITCH!” 

“You’re the biggest bitch I know!” 

“DENIED! TAKE A HIKE, JERK!” 

“DENIED! TAKE A HIKE, JERK!” 

He’s totally old enough to get into the bar. Check out how tall he is!

He’s totally old enough to get into the bar. Check out how tall he is!

“Punk-fuckin’-rock!” 

“Punk-fuckin’-rock!” 

“Hitler! We’re comin’ for you, you Jew bastard!”
“No—Hey, that’s not… Fuck it, whatever!”

“Hitler! We’re comin’ for you, you Jew bastard!”

“No—Hey, that’s not… Fuck it, whatever!”

Suggested by anon… Enjoy, mysterious person! 

Suggested by anon… Enjoy, mysterious person! 

“It’s coming!” 

“It’s coming!” 

Susan Merriweather is the Shakespeare of the 21st century. 

Susan Merriweather is the Shakespeare of the 21st century. 

“Just lie, lie, lie until the cows come home, girlfriend.” 

“Just lie, lie, lie until the cows come home, girlfriend.” 

Best way to eat chicken.

Best way to eat chicken.

“THE KIDS AT SCHOOL WON’T TALK TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE BUGS IN MY HAIR. THEY CALL ME BUGS HAIR!”

THE KIDS AT SCHOOL WON’T TALK TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE BUGS IN MY HAIR. THEY CALL ME BUGS HAIR!”