“Hitler! We’re comin’ for you, you Jew bastard!”
“No—Hey, that’s not… Fuck it, whatever!”
Suggested by anon… Enjoy, mysterious person!
“It’s coming!”
$205? That’s a steal if I ever saw one.
And now, Poseidon and the Devil eat a spaghetti dinner!
“WHO’S READY TO MAKE SOME VOMIT PUDDING?!”
“UGH! So gross!”
Hot legs, Zach.
“Some nights I wake up, thinking, ‘maybe he’s inside me. Maybe he’s turning my body against me, cell by cell, like a cancer or virus. A virus that is my—BAH!”
“Jesus!”
“I fucking got you, you fucker!”
“Does that taste bad?”
“No! It’s dog poop!”
“HEY, YOU CAN’T HAVE THAT, THAT’S ILLEGAL!”
“What?”
“You’re illegal!”
“You’re an asshole, man.”
“Sir, do not fingerbang that manatee!”
“SILENCE! The King needs privacy!”
“But Dad!”
“The sock hop!”
I love how upset he looks.
